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Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35970) - you deserved it (10383)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31996) - you deserved it (3304)

On 08/17/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ew. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to moisturise my dogs testicles because they got sunburnt. FML

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On 08/04/2010 at 6:24am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

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On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46913) - you deserved it (5163)

On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

#8911500 (119)

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On 03/08/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by raidered - United States (California)

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

#8775610 (202)

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On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML

#8767827 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (21913) - you deserved it (1910)

On 03/02/2010 at 4:14am - misc - by Celeste - Singapore

Today, I had to walk through the blistering snow, because my boss needed something really important: cream cheese. FML

#8715488 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (16372) - you deserved it (1696)

On 02/28/2010 at 11:00am - work - by Renesmeekuhnell (woman) - Denmark (Arhus)

Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML

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On 02/25/2010 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by Katrina641 - Sent from mobile version

Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML

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On 02/24/2010 at 8:26pm - misc - by Jill - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

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On 02/24/2010 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was waiting downstairs at my boyfriend's house as he got ready to go. His mom came over and said she was so glad her son had met me, that I made him really happy. I smiled thinking how nice that was of her to say. She then continued, "Still, he tells me anal is a no?" FML

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On 02/21/2010 at 12:16pm - intimacy - by charliesangel123 (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32789) - you deserved it (1985)

On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)