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keirrat

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 126
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

#20118693
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26914) - you deserved it (3327)

On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend excitedly showed me his new juicer, and used up all the fruit in the house making new concoctions. It was adorable until later on, in the middle of getting frisky, he asked if we could go to the grocery store to buy more fruit. FML

#20089658
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24092) - you deserved it (2818)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by Juiced (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I took my daughter to a pony ride at the fair. I paid to have her picture taken, and when we got home, I emailed it to my mom. She replied, disgustedly pointing out that the pretty little pony was displaying a pretty little penis. FML

#20076226
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17591) - you deserved it (2086)

On 09/17/2012 at 1:16pm - animals - by :,< - United States

Today, I had a few friends over. Wanting to seem cool, I yelled at my girlfriend to get me a beer. She chucked four bottles at my head. All my friends cheered her on. FML

#19957248
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6137) - you deserved it (70654)

On 07/19/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML

#19875784
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7508) - you deserved it (24081)

On 07/01/2012 at 11:59am - animals - by mommabuser -

Today, my boyfriend thought he could make a pregnancy test read positive by jizzing on it. FML

#19822088
164 comments

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On 06/21/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by really (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML

#19784207
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13122) - you deserved it (23542)

On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40827) - you deserved it (3871)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML

#19624313
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19734) - you deserved it (37624)

On 05/14/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by singleagain (woman) - United States

Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML

#19594903
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18249) - you deserved it (8350)

On 05/08/2012 at 9:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

#19580511
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30418) - you deserved it (3542)

On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)

Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML

#19563136
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31498) - you deserved it (6143)

On 05/02/2012 at 11:46am - intimacy - by winnerwinner (woman) - United States

Today, my 27 year old boyfriend chose playing with Lego over making sweet love to me. FML

#19363269
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23206) - you deserved it (10322)

On 03/28/2012 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

#17304826
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37587) - you deserved it (9714)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML

#16657656
55 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)



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