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Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend and when his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and i thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away I hear her say "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77519) - you deserved it (4178)

On 03/29/2009 at 2:40am - love - by crushed (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59728) - you deserved it (327269)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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