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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 November 1994 (21 years)
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About keepmeonthedl : Hi guys :) My name is Kat. I'm 18, a freshman in college, and an English major. I just deleted my long description that has been the same since I was 15, when I actually commented frequently. Now there is a lot less to read.

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