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  • Number of visits : 451
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About keepkeep : So nothing really to say about me... Well I love animals, proud freakin Canadian, may be a grammar nazi... And umma yea if yew wanna know more about me feel free to message me!!! :)

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Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML


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