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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 654
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About keeper801 : Accused of being a bad kid, bbbut I get presents as is!

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Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML

#19725965
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36716) - you deserved it (3380)

On 06/03/2012 at 10:21am - love - by Matt - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (278427) - you deserved it (17733)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
473 comments

I agree, your life sucks (425683) - you deserved it (67668)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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