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keepa34
  • Town/Country : Pretoria, South Africa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 October 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 274
  • Number of comments : 7
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Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46242) - you deserved it (15918)

On 01/06/2014 at 6:00pm - animals - by Z3R0G5 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26372) - you deserved it (6743)

On 09/05/2010 at 8:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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