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Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

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On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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On 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Haley. - United States (Arizona)

Today, I played with the white dust on the counter at work for the last time. After a couple of weeks of arriving to a thin coating of dust over the counter, and drawing in it, piling it up and other such fun things, I met the guy who now does the earlier shift. He has a huge, dandruffy beard. FML

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On 10/22/2009 at 5:24pm - work - by JustEwww (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

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On 01/24/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by thatsjustgreat - United States (New Jersey)



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