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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 February 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 380
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I took a army-mandated personality evaluation test. The results said I had a high chance of schizophrenia and multiple personality syndrome. Part of me says that the test is probably spot-on, the other part says it has to be a mistake. Apparently this is another sign of schizophrenia. FML

Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend of 3 years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no, doing online strip-shows for money is a big yes for her. Both times that I've proposed, she claimed she isn't "ready" for marriage. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47744) - you deserved it (9226)

On 04/20/2014 at 1:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, while driving in the car with my father, he handed me his iPhone and asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good for our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good for anal." FML


I agree, your life sucks (61798) - you deserved it (5845)

On 11/02/2013 at 9:21am - intimacy - by justme - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to tell my wife that the new "vegan" diet she has put us on is not working with my body. It's not the horrible gas, hot shits, or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26439) - you deserved it (3145)

On 02/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by kohler9790 - United States

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