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keatshire

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 February 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 155
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Visits<b>Nickb55</b> - the 06/01/2014 at 11:35pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 3:29pm<b>zerodayattack</b> - the 03/30/2014 at 4:22am<b>Blastoid</b> - the 03/29/2014 at 2:13pm<b>creativebeauty</b> - the 03/29/2014 at 2:08pm<b>loveexgirl</b> - the 02/15/2014 at 12:47am<b>SwimmingBassist</b> - the 02/13/2014 at 11:49pm<b>ndnpride88</b> - the 02/13/2014 at 8:40am<b>xI3eN</b> - the 02/12/2014 at 6:15pm<b>TrackGirl19</b> - the 02/12/2014 at 4:14pm<b>bomberos_08</b> - the 02/09/2014 at 1:38pm<b>Cupcake040</b> - the 01/14/2014 at 2:42am<b>taylor21398</b> - the 01/08/2014 at 2:33pm<b>Scourge13</b> - the 01/08/2014 at 1:54am<b>Tobamf</b> - the 01/07/2014 at 3:01am<b>27161697</b> - the 01/05/2014 at 1:59pm<b>leannez</b> - the 01/04/2014 at 1:34pm<b>legalizenow</b> - the 12/30/2013 at 10:03am

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Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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keatshire's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend of 3 years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no, doing online strip-shows for money is a big yes for her. Both times that I've proposed, she claimed she isn't "ready" for marriage. FML

#21118108
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43775) - you deserved it (8611)

On 04/20/2014 at 1:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, while driving in the car with my father, he handed me his iPhone and asked me to Google "Is ObamaCare good for our country?" As soon as I typed in "Is", the first result was "Is olive oil good for anal." FML

#20942318
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56550) - you deserved it (5392)

On 11/02/2013 at 9:21am - intimacy - by justme - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to tell my wife that the new "vegan" diet she has put us on is not working with my body. It's not the horrible gas, hot shits, or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML

#19134075
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22914) - you deserved it (2807)

On 02/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by kohler9790 - United States



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