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About kbby3 : I'm an unusual kinda gal. I fight MMA and Israeli fighting. I love it. I have 4 hermit crabs, two rats, a dog and a snake. I can be funny and don't get on my bad side and I can be a great friend. I love my bf to death. Wouldn't want anyone else. I love my life and I wouldn't change it one bit!!(:
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An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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Today, I hurt my back while exercising. I can't bend over or lift my arms above my head without intense pain. My husband, however, finds my situation hilarious and has moved everything I use frequently to either the floor or high shelf. He giggles every time I try to retrieve anything. FML
Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
Friday 27 February 2015