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by Anonymous / 05/26/2011 at 1:54pm / United States (Wyoming) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML
by Anonymous / 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy
by katie / 05/25/2011 at 4:23am / Intimacy
by StupidApple / 05/24/2011 at 8:02pm / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my crush and I were talking on the phone and we were really hitting it off. We got on the subject of sex and I told him I have a purity ring. Then he suddenly said he had to go and hang up. FML
by Cassie / 05/21/2011 at 3:44am / United States (Kansas) / Love
by skiittlez713 / 05/20/2011 at 4:40am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Devon / 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm / United States (Vermont) / Miscellaneous
by 613tanner / 05/19/2011 at 1:30am / Transportation
by Anonymous / 05/18/2011 at 11:48pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML
by Anon / 05/18/2011 at 7:47am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by pyroman1127 / 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Sola / 05/11/2011 at 12:10am / Geek
- Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like… Today, I took pills to make sure I lasted longer with my girlfriend. Good news? It worked fine and… Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history" and said I won't get pregnant if I…
- Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of…