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by woahheylex / 06/25/2011 at 10:21am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML
by PandaMantis / 06/25/2011 at 12:32am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Eve / 06/24/2011 at 6:45am / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy
by seriouslybored / 06/17/2011 at 3:32am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by vampire / 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm / United Kingdom (Wigan) / Miscellaneous
by Madmanmorton / 06/16/2011 at 2:34pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Scholar / 06/16/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was mowing my neighbors lawn, I found the playboy magazine he left in his yard. I found it with the mower. I spent the next hour picking up little shards of naked women for no extra pay. FML
by / 06/16/2011 at 10:43am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by randomjulz / 06/15/2011 at 11:53pm / United States / Love
Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML
by Seriously / 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Braxam / 06/15/2011 at 12:42pm / United States / Health
by James64138 / 06/15/2011 at 6:13am / United States / Intimacy
by MegaBear / 06/15/2011 at 1:46am / United States / Work
by Username / 06/14/2011 at 10:38pm / United States / Love
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
by Username / 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…