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by sbutler / 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
by sorehead / 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 9:31am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Ignored / 07/13/2011 at 2:47am / United States (Texas) / Geek
by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by turtle / 07/12/2011 at 9:26am / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by tony456 / 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm / United States (Vermont) / Intimacy
Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML
by muffintop / 07/10/2011 at 10:34pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by Bekah / 07/04/2011 at 9:24am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by dee / 07/03/2011 at 1:36am / United States / Kids
by jakewr / 07/02/2011 at 12:14am / United States (Missouri) / Love
by wispywee / 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by ashleyrae / 06/29/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML
by girlshavepenises / 06/28/2011 at 2:39am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2011 at 2:12am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
- Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date night down a dirt road to a field in the middle of… Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's facebook wall. Apparently I give awful blowjobs. FML Today, a friend offered to have sex with me, since I'm a 19 year old virgin who's only been kissed.…