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Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

#17603044
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13740) - you deserved it (37746)

On 08/28/2011 at 7:29am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while waiting for a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry birds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. FML

#17588910
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24559) - you deserved it (2768)

On 08/26/2011 at 8:20pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, my 4 year old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML

#17528012
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30185) - you deserved it (7927)

On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML

#17525385
111 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 12:44am - misc - by anonymous22kittylicklick (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm sitting in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML

#17522944
162 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by shitless88 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was camping out under the stars on my trampoline. I was just about asleep when I felt a tickle on my arm. Figuring it was an ant, I brushed it off. The rest of the red ants crawling up my arm didn't like that. FML

#17500092
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29709) - you deserved it (4347)

On 08/17/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by santasadiekins - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML

#17487537
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28615) - you deserved it (3412)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML

#17451682
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12213) - you deserved it (28383)

On 08/12/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by ThisGuy97 - United States

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31828) - you deserved it (4279)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, someone broke into my car just to steal the freshly baked cookies in the back seat. They also left a thank you note. FML

#17384157
161 comments

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On 08/06/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by nomorecookies - United States (Missouri)

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

#17362826
191 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
191 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
340 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

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470 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)



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