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Today, I needed to pay off a $35 parking ticket. To try and get some sort of revenge, I went to the bank and got 3,500 pennies, dumped them into a bucket, and refused to pay with anything besides the pennies. They called the police. I was arrested and cited $147. FML
by Not_you17 / 09/09/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Georgia) / Money
by I_dislike_Twilight / 09/08/2011 at 8:52am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML
by Stuck / 09/08/2011 at 6:00am / United States / Health
by seriously? / 09/07/2011 at 1:37pm / United States / Work
by sadsadperson / 09/07/2011 at 4:51am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by b3ardown23 / 09/06/2011 at 9:14pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by southernluxe / 09/04/2011 at 5:36am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML
by WoWWidow / 09/02/2011 at 4:02am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML
by Why_Not31 / 09/01/2011 at 5:58pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML
by Anonymous / 08/31/2011 at 1:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Bigpoppa0507 / 08/31/2011 at 10:02am / Canada / Health
by piece of shed / 08/31/2011 at 10:00am / United States (New York) / Kids
by slut / 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/28/2011 at 7:29am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…