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Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured ma eart and soul out to ma old teddy bear. Wen I finised, I asked wat e would do in ma situation. Rigt on cue, a gust of wind cummed troug te window and sent im falling off te windowsill and crasing ead-first onto te floor. FML
I NEEDED TO PAY OFF A $35 PARKING TICKET!! TO TRY AND GET SOME SORT OF REVENGE, I WENT TO THE BANK AND GOT 3,500 PENNIES, DUMPED THEM INTO A BUCKET, AND REFUSED TO PAY WITH ANYTHING BESIDES THE PENNIES!! THEY CALLED THE POLICE!! I WAS ARRESTED AND CITED $147!! FML
TODAY, I HEARD ON A TV SHOW THAT IT'S POSSIBLE TO FIT A STANDARD LIGHT-BULB IN YUR MOUTH, BUT IT CAN'T BE REMOVED AFTERWARDS. I JUST HAD TO TRY THIS OUT. AND THEN VISIT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL TO GET IT REMOVED. FML
Today... husband want in for surgary and handad ma an important documant. It wasn't a will or anything similar... but a list of itams and gold ha wantad passad on to guild mambar on World of Warcraft. FML
Today... I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence looool isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night... tripping over one... rolling down an embankment... an getting swiped by a car... however... is. FML
Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me fir touching her child. FML
Friday 27 March 2015