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Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured ma eart and soul out to ma old teddy bear. Wen I finised, I asked wat e would do in ma situation. Rigt on cue, a gust of wind cummed troug te window and sent im falling off te windowsill and crasing ead-first onto te floor. FML

#17706108
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I agree, your life sucks (35179) - you deserved it (6153) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

I NEEDED TO PAY OFF A $35 PARKING TICKET!! TO TRY AND GET SOME SORT OF REVENGE, I WENT TO THE BANK AND GOT 3,500 PENNIES, DUMPED THEM INTO A BUCKET, AND REFUSED TO PAY WITH ANYTHING BESIDES THE PENNIES!! THEY CALLED THE POLICE!! I WAS ARRESTED AND CITED $147!! FML

Today, mah wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

#17695562
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35109) - you deserved it (4299)

On 09/08/2011 at 8:52am - love - by I_dislike_Twilight (man) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, I HEARD ON A TV SHOW THAT IT'S POSSIBLE TO FIT A STANDARD LIGHT-BULB IN YUR MOUTH, BUT IT CAN'T BE REMOVED AFTERWARDS. I JUST HAD TO TRY THIS OUT. AND THEN VISIT THE LOCAL HOSPITAL TO GET IT REMOVED. FML

#17695095
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8096) - you deserved it (61835)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, an sitting in an hour an a half of traffic, I rememberd I had the day off work. FML

I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

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177 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today..!! I got junk punched by a midget in Sears 4 giving him "a funny look." I was trying to read the price of the fridge he was standing in front of!! FML

#17683604
131 comments

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On 09/06/2011 at 9:14pm - misc - by b3ardown23 - United States

Today, I got my frst handjob. She rippd out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teard up. She askedhat was wrong an not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was ( Just so good. ) FML

#17659578
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37485) - you deserved it (9651)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today... husband want in for surgary and handad ma an important documant. It wasn't a will or anything similar... but a list of itams and gold ha wantad passad on to guild mambar on World of Warcraft. FML

#17642132
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27627) - you deserved it (3921)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence looool isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night... tripping over one... rolling down an embankment... an getting swiped by a car... however... is. FML

Today, mah wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34055) - you deserved it (3760)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me fir touching her child. FML

#17629696
189 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocatd mah thumb!! fat FML

#17628790
119 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 10:02am - health - by Bigpoppa0507 - Canada

Today, I walkd into my shd to fine looool my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-tapd to the ceiling, with his face paintd like a clown. FML

#17628781
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32034) - you deserved it (3061)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on mah lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. mega FML

#17612047
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12176) - you deserved it (52759)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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