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Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

#15852392
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27930) - you deserved it (12526)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48821) - you deserved it (7976)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML

#15661118
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18520) - you deserved it (31404)

On 04/06/2011 at 2:22am - animals - by mottephobe - United States (Utah)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41972) - you deserved it (14397)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41972) - you deserved it (14397)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

#15528931
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27202) - you deserved it (53470) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/28/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by Danou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

#15038049
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30543) - you deserved it (6410)

On 02/19/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

#14797285
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40301) - you deserved it (4016)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, trying to be an old-school romantic, I asked my girlfriend "where art thou my love?" via SMS. She replied "Toilet." FML

#14659588
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12704) - you deserved it (24318)

On 01/21/2011 at 6:41am - love - by gummy bear -

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

#14058038
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59847) - you deserved it (4688)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

#13937694
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28113) - you deserved it (9513)

On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was walking back to campus with my boyfriend when we passed an Irish pub called "Fat Belly's." He put his arm around me, patted my stomach, and said "Yay! It's your restaurant!" FML

#13841183
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25200) - you deserved it (6251)

On 11/14/2010 at 1:54pm - love - by freedomofmusic (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I learned that even though they say that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, it doesn't keep him from putting a Q-tip up your ass. FML

#8994102
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17220) - you deserved it (2752)

On 03/11/2010 at 9:44am - health - by captainkevineff - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

#7644201
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8157) - you deserved it (22325)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by Whoops - Sent from mobile version

Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML

#4646350
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11079) - you deserved it (49473)

On 08/19/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Life of the party - Sent from mobile version



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