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by Hahapasdroleleptit / 05/10/2011 at 10:56am / France / Kids
by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids
Today, in the subway, a man ran up to me, grabbed me, and starting hugging me. He wouldn't stop hugging me, and his grip was too tight. I don't know what's worst, basically being harassed, or not being able to remember the last time I was hugged. FML
by whyme / 05/09/2011 at 11:55pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by me / 04/30/2011 at 12:25am / United States / Health
Today, I thought I heard someone shifting around in my house. I froze in fear and then I heard it again. I thought I was hearing things until I realized that it wasn't an intruder in my home. The shifting noise was my thighs rubbing together when I walked. FML
by Celluloid / 04/29/2011 at 2:52am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML
by spartanson / 04/28/2011 at 6:28am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm / United States / Animals
by Scarlett / 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by bobo / 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML
by ShakeRattleHiss / 04/20/2011 at 11:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Stupid / 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm / United States / Work
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…