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Today, I kissed my iced over window to know what kissing Edward Cullen would be like. My neighbor saw. My frst reaction was to come up with a cover story. I licked the window and wiped my sleeve over it to look lyk I was cleaning it. My neighbor cummed over later and gave me an early Christmas gift. Windex. FML

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386 comments

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On 11/27/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by obsessed (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I spent the entire day at the hospital an was sent home attachd to an obnoxiou an somewhat painful heret monitor. I felt fine an decidd to go to a bonfire with a few friends. I thought everyone was bieng nice until I overhered the guys referring to me as an unattractive xbox. FML

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On 11/26/2009 at 9:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

TODAY, I REALIZD THAT MAH BIKE WAS STOLEN. IT WAS NO BIG DEAL, MAH NAME AN NUMBER WAS ON IT, BUT IT WAS A CRAPPY BIKE ANYWAY. I LIVE 3 MILES AWAY, AN WHILE I WAS ON MAH WALK HOME I NOTICD A BIKE HAD BEEN THROWN THROUGH MAH PRINCIPAL'S WINDOW. WHO'S BIKE WAS IT? MINE. FML

#5537780
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On 09/28/2009 at 10:07pm - misc - by shield1123 - United States (Iowa)

yesterday I learned that the gap between the elevator and the 6th floor landing of mah apartment building is approximately one key's width wide. FML

#5525122
110 comments

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On 09/28/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my teenage son calld me at work an startd screaming abuse at me. He told me ow e never wants to see me again an opes I die a gruesome deat. Wy does e feel tis way? I beat is ig score on Bejewelld 2. FML

#5172036
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On 09/10/2009 at 6:00pm - kids - by Bewildered (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday, I lost track of timehile rocking out, butt-nakd, to Kelly Clarkson an Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of mah metalhead friends had let themselves in mah house an were on the lower level laughing there butts off at me fir 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

#1653845
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On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today The Director Of The Play I'm In Decided To Explainhy We Got The Parts We Did. He Said He Tried Matching Our Characters Toho We Actually Are. I Play Ahoreho's A Transvestite. FML

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On 04/05/2009 at 3:11pm - misc - by InsideActress (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowdd pool a little girl ran up to me pointd and yelld, "Mommy, I want big boobie like thathen I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

#522932
135 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by joshinbaltimore (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got hypnotizd in front of my entire school. Once I was hypnotizd the guy told me that the hottest celebrity in the world was in the audience and then he told me to point out who I saw. I said I saw Mick Jagger. I'm a guy. FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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