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About kaylynn732 : Senior, Jersey girl, born and bred. Cities and beaches are up my alley. Coffee is an addiction. Music is a religion. Im not one to mess with, but I can also be the sweetest girl you meet. Xoxo.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was watching TV with a cup of coffee. My mum asked if I wanted a Mars bar. I said that would be great and she threw one at me, catching me off guard. The Mars bar went straight into my coffee, spilling it over my bare legs. I now have a scald mark on my penis. FML
Monday 1 September 2014