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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 July 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 316
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About kayluhannemarie : The name's Kayluh.

*brown hair*
*blue eyes*
*5'8"*

I am 22 years old.
I have graduated Police Foundations at Canadore College.
I am avidly pursuing my career.
I also love to sing.
I am happy with who I am. =)

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kayluhannemarie's favorite FMLs

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

#19265629
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15261) - you deserved it (7675)

On 03/12/2012 at 5:45pm - misc - by anonamous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I discovered that the amount of alcohol I have to drink to build up enough courage to talk to women at a bar is the exact amount of alcohol that prevents me from getting a boner. FML

#19249141
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21944) - you deserved it (5743)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:00am - intimacy - by socially awkward - United States (New York)

Today, I noticed an old bell at the bar so I rang it. It turns out that when you ring the bell, you buy shots for the whole bar. FML

#18433358
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13933) - you deserved it (43129)

On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32786) - you deserved it (2040)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46503) - you deserved it (3815) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML

#14281367
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20544) - you deserved it (5986)

On 12/21/2010 at 3:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML

#14190731
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30630) - you deserved it (3635)

On 12/13/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by Username - United States (Georgia)

Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML

#13727152
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17805) - you deserved it (5167)

On 11/05/2010 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, after a few months of my neighbors friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML

#12930514
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31981) - you deserved it (15043)

On 09/06/2010 at 6:45am - misc - by Myself - United States

Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML

#12878777
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9163) - you deserved it (66708)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by ohseven6421 - United States (California)

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML

#5021143
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9087) - you deserved it (44160)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:06pm - misc - by creeper - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML

#3846556
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44459) - you deserved it (4896)

On 07/18/2009 at 12:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

#3470108
421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61288) - you deserved it (11788)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:49am - love - by Cococautly (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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