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kayleighcontrol
  • Town/Country : Raccoon City, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 April 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1959
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kayleighcontrol : Hoi. I'm Kayleigh Puget. I'm English, not British, and I look ill a lot of the time. I listen to a host of weird and wonderful musics and I'm quite bizarre. Pixels on a screen do not upset me, so -- if you try to pwn me -- please be aware that you're wasting your time, because insults usually make me laugh. I joined this site because "FML" is something I say almost daily, so it seemed like the right place for me :D

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Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

#5923458 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (18562) - you deserved it (7943)

On 10/21/2009 at 12:07am - love - by wtfrelationship (man) - Singapore

Today, I saw my son. I didn't know I had a son. FML

#5919547 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (29587) - you deserved it (16307)

On 10/20/2009 at 8:44pm - kids - by Raiders4ever (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML

#5912025 (224)

I agree, your life sucks (3459) - you deserved it (92571)

On 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm - misc - by stick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my research partner emails me 2 hours before our deadline saying that she can't complete her half of our 20 page report because when she woke up this morning she couldn't see. How did she write the email? FML

#5888357 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (31297) - you deserved it (1442)

On 10/18/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by NUsConstantine (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him: "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied: " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML

#5876568 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (6409) - you deserved it (33289)

On 10/18/2009 at 9:39am - work - by nick (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

#5873619 (38)

I agree, your life sucks (30048) - you deserved it (1136)

On 10/18/2009 at 12:06am - work - by booste (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

#5865685 (261)

I agree, your life sucks (29197) - you deserved it (4741)

On 10/17/2009 at 1:11pm - misc - by AdriBAMF - United States (Oregon)

Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML

#5865096 (86)

I agree, your life sucks (6056) - you deserved it (27658)

On 10/17/2009 at 12:25pm - love - by Ohgreat (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I told a lady that came into my clothing store that I thought her abstract looking necklace was pretty. She responded, "Oh... Thats actually a pipe that goes into my lung." FML

#5862542 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (22198) - you deserved it (5776)

On 10/17/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by oopsjsp90 (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while meeting guys from my dad's work, they told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML

#5857727 (116)

I agree, your life sucks (25202) - you deserved it (4642)

On 10/16/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by SheWentCrayola (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was dining out with some friends when a hot guy on the table next to us smiled at me. Flattered, I smiled back at him several times. On his way out, he laid a napkin with his number at my table. I didn't notice, too busy looking at the yellow dress and the pink pumps he was wearing. FML

#5627232 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (21515) - you deserved it (4397)

On 10/03/2009 at 6:49pm - love - by badatgenders (woman) - Norway (Nord-Trondelag)

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Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

#5620240 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (30145) - you deserved it (2413)

On 10/03/2009 at 11:34am - health - by Pwnedofthedead (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I met some of my boyfriend's family for the first time. His aunt said I was really cute, which made me happy. As we were leaving I said "Your aunt thought I was cute." His reply..."Yeah, well, my aunt's on drugs". FML

#5086042 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (34972) - you deserved it (2707)

On 09/06/2009 at 5:33pm - love - by me (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, was my third day at work. The hazing finally began. After a few rounds of "punch the new guy", I thought I would finally be safe because the manager walked into the kitchen. He saw what was going on, picked up a handful of ketchup packets, and began throwing them at me. FML

#4909892 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (31617) - you deserved it (3188)

On 08/29/2009 at 5:02pm - work - by newguy (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML

#4905255 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (38279) - you deserved it (2982)

On 08/29/2009 at 12:46pm - health - by mommy_issues (man) - United States (South Carolina)