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kaylarachelle10
  • Town/Country : Covington, USA
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 October 1991 (22 years)
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Today, my car was towed for the second time in front of my own house. They tried to tell me it was because they didn't think I lived there anymore. The person who had it towed had just spoken to me not three hours before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19373) - you deserved it (1165)

On 08/29/2012 at 11:01am - money - by drixxy - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49390) - you deserved it (9582)

On 03/08/2009 at 3:08pm - kids - by nutsucker (woman) - United States (New York)



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