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  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 April 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I auditioned for a part and made it because the director thought I would be "perfect" for the part and I was "just like the character in every way." The part is for a schizophrenic drug addict who everyone hates and is stabbed to death in the second scene. FML

#6274583
42 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 4:37pm - work - by Falafax (man) - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend of mine over webcam, when I saw a scary looking man in a grey hoodie creeping around in the background. I loudly proclaimed "Paige! Who is that creepy looking guy behind you?" Turns out it was her mom. She heard everything. FML

#6271933
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21572) - you deserved it (9412)

On 11/12/2009 at 12:34pm - misc - by Sursion (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML

#6270812
87 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by missmycomp (man) - Singapore

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML

#6270063
194 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 6:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

#6268890
139 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 4 years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me and then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

#6267863
86 comments

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On 11/12/2009 at 12:36am - love - by youmakemesick - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

#6086558
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On 10/31/2009 at 4:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML

#6084223
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On 10/31/2009 at 1:32pm - kids - by apparentnerd (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML

#5989620
50 comments

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On 10/25/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by Happyforeverx (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, my daughter threw a can of hairspray into the fireplace because she saw someone do it on YouTube. FML

#5987362
98 comments

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On 10/25/2009 at 5:06am - kids - by oh dear - Sent from mobile version

Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML

#5981900
55 comments

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On 10/24/2009 at 10:14pm - animals - by RC (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I woke up to find my face all red and swollen. Turns out it is caused by the medication I’ve been taking for over a week now. Only in very rare cases it will cause redness on your skin. I’m glad to know I’m special. FML

#5974097
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On 10/24/2009 at 1:14pm - misc - by sexyswollen (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

#5971935
143 comments

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On 10/24/2009 at 9:14am - love - by Oops (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

#5971650
122 comments

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On 10/24/2009 at 8:20am - misc - by nnnaaazzz - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years old. I'm 25. FML

#5966282
183 comments

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On 10/23/2009 at 10:23pm - misc - by lloydLO (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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