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kayladance101
  • Town/Country : Who cares, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 February 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 930
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9531) - you deserved it (797)

On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML

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On 01/19/2012 at 3:32am - intimacy - by missprude666 (woman) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10976) - you deserved it (1085)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States

Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7623) - you deserved it (3104)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out what its like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

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On 01/07/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML

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On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

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On 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Gemma - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I was on the train listening to my iPod on shuffle. The "Oompa Loompa" song came on, and slightly amused, I started humming it. It wasn't until I noticed that the man next to me was a midget that I understood the horrified looks I was getting. FML

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On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of 4 years through a speech that took me 3 weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9479) - you deserved it (1217)

On 12/23/2011 at 11:38am - love - by LukeSkywalker (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML

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On 12/23/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by cj123 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

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On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML

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On 09/14/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by jumpedjogger - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

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On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)