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  • Town/Country : Omaha, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 September 1990 (21 years)
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Today, I fell asleep while lifeguarding, thinking I could get away with it due to my sunglasses. When I woke up, I saw my boss waving at me. Apparently she'd been trying to get my attention for five minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3688) - you deserved it (43141)

On 07/04/2009 at 11:24am - work - by Sleepy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got called to a biker bar to break up a fight between my parents. FML

#3477913 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (39526) - you deserved it (1386)

On 07/04/2009 at 11:24am - misc - by hot_mess88 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

#3474895 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (52941) - you deserved it (9006)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while going up a ski-lift I accidentally dropped my ticket. The ticket I needed at the top to come back down. I had to hike down the mountain in flip-flops. FML

#3454953 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (23088) - you deserved it (9809)

On 07/03/2009 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her "if I want to have sex I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you marry". She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28306) - you deserved it (5378)

On 07/03/2009 at 11:47am - intimacy - by senelbeat - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

#3451487 (533)

I agree, your life sucks (50692) - you deserved it (129471)

On 07/03/2009 at 10:16am - misc - by shandrith (woman) - United States (California)

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