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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 January 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6485
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

#353
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48746) - you deserved it (5793)

On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML

#320
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7520) - you deserved it (27486)

On 11/17/2008 at 4:54am - work - by Dothy - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51740) - you deserved it (4444)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
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On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

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