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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 January 1996 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8444
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34590) - you deserved it (3752)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

#3194
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7260) - you deserved it (26279)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Owned - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML

#1859
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10438) - you deserved it (27381)

On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML

#1516
54 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by Youknowwho - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to an underwear shop, and an employee recommended me a push-up bra. I was wearing one. FML

#1427
41 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 6:31am - misc - by Pakundo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

#1399
68 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
75 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, I realized that instead of actually trying to get a job, save money, lose weight, and get thin so I could maybe attempt to date again; I'd rather spend my money on a Fleshlight. FML

#1321
52 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 3:34am - intimacy - by horny bastard - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29065) - you deserved it (3298)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

#723
11 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 3:16am - intimacy - by sexaddict - Sent from mobile version

Today, and for the last 8 months my upstairs neighbours have been making a tremendous noise. I finally decided to go up to complain: "The amount of noise you make is unbelievable ! It sounds like you're driving tractors up here!". The woman replies: "My husband is paraplegic..." FML

#654
34 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 3:49am - misc - by Jared - Sent from mobile version

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

#585
69 comments

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On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

#446
79 comments

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On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

#353
198 comments

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On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML

#320
34 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 4:54am - work - by Dothy - France (Aquitaine)



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