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Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: "I'm keeping them just in case..." - "In case of what?" - "In case I want to dress up like an asshole". FML
by Youknowwho / 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by stellarshaun / 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by horny bastard / 01/16/2009 at 3:34am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
Today, and for the last 8 months my upstairs neighbours have been making a tremendous noise. I finally decided to go up to complain: "The amount of noise you make is unbelievable ! It sounds like you're driving tractors up here!". The woman replies: "My husband is paraplegic..." FML
Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
by Dothy / 11/17/2008 at 4:54am / France (Aquitaine) / Work
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
by loser / 10/29/2008 at 7:08am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love
- Today, I got home from work early and discovered why my 17-year-old daughter's sprained elbow isn't… Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I'm… Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are…