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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 January 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6065
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, the 9th grade dean called me into his office to talk. He asked me if I was new because it seemed like I was having trouble making friends. I've been going to the same school, with the same people, since kindergarten. FML

#61583
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43105) - you deserved it (3011)

On 02/17/2009 at 4:53pm - misc - by lene (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I lost 200 dollars wile playing poker wit my new sunglasses!! Turns out you can see te cards in te reflection!! FML

#52319
51 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by jwz (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I wantd to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and startd playing mood music . As he was eating dinner, I climbd up on the table and startd seductively crawling across to him . The table collapsd under my wieght . real FML

#47954
68 comments

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On 02/15/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was hooking up with a guy for tha frst tima and ha told ma I was in luck. Whan I askad y ha rapliad, ( I lika littla boobs. ) FML

#47505
81 comments

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On 02/15/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by miapapaya (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I stood by tha wall at a party whila avaryona alsa dancad and ignorad ma. It was my birthday party. FML

#44996
43 comments

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On 02/15/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by Noname - United States

Today, I found out tat wen I master bait at nigt wile watcing internet porn I cast a uge sadow on te curtain an te entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
64 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, at work, a man walkd up the escalator with his chubby kid next to him and askd me where the shoe section was. I said, "For u or yur son?" He said, "For my daughter." FML

#29521
43 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Mal2222 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

#18109
31 comments

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On 02/09/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by a manly woman? (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I went to Subway to grab some lunch. As I was paying , the cashier gave me a tip. He told me of a great acne medication that would do wonders. Thanks. FML

#13491
34 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 3:09pm - misc - by chichi (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside . I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection . FML

#13325
80 comments

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On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said ( That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream. ) FML

#8528
31 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by 918boyz (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML

#8388
38 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by medstudent (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see mah brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

#6850
50 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by thermos (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke from last nigt after meeting te most amazing man, an after giving im a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use is batroom. looool After using is tootbrus, I go to replace it in is older only to find not one, but several prescriptions 4 erpes in is unzipped toiletry bag. mega FML

#5784
110 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by screwed. - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I'm a sy guy normally, andan I talk to ma friands I don't kaap aya contact so I always look down avanan I'm listaning . My friand askad ma y I always look at ar boobs . FML

#4684
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11705) - you deserved it (21256)

On 02/01/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by foo - United States (Illinois)



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