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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 January 1996 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8418
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft..." He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina which delightfully formed a crease. FML

#139235
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56253) - you deserved it (21436)

On 02/25/2009 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by sopathetic (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML

#121719
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23925) - you deserved it (54948)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:57am - intimacy - by Byron fiddles (man) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I went to chill with my best guy friend and his girlfriend, whom I recently met after I moved to the area. After a few beers, my buddy leaned over and tried to make out with me. I quickly backed up and shockingly looked over at his girlfriend to expect the same reaction. She winked. FML

#120277
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67569) - you deserved it (7642)

On 02/24/2009 at 12:30am - intimacy - by LilShawty2000 (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw my mom sneaking meat into her spaghetti sauce. She told me she sneaks meat into most of the food she cooks. I've been a vegetarian for 8 years. FML

#108416
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51098) - you deserved it (16740)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:35pm - misc - by j0hn (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

#102926
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19217) - you deserved it (59943)

On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, after weeks of agonising, I told my best friend (who I am madly in love with) that I love her. She said: "me too, you're like a brother and a best girlfriend rolled into one!" FML

#102544
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56718) - you deserved it (4833)

On 02/22/2009 at 5:01am - love - by Reaper - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML

#93676
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86854) - you deserved it (8042)

On 02/21/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked home from work when a woman asked me to come inside for a free meal. It was at a homeless shelter. FML

#80868
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38429) - you deserved it (5011)

On 02/19/2009 at 6:42pm - misc - by Kev (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

#73604
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37030) - you deserved it (16554)

On 02/18/2009 at 10:51pm - misc - by Rye (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was secretly listening to a voicemail from my mom in maths class when I accidentally hit the speaker phone button. My whole math class now knows I have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11. FML

#67507
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15026) - you deserved it (47444)

On 02/18/2009 at 10:43am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML

#63875
37 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 9:52pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the 9th grade dean called me into his office to talk. He asked me if I was new because it seemed like I was having trouble making friends. I've been going to the same school, with the same people, since kindergarten. FML

#61583
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45526) - you deserved it (3196)

On 02/17/2009 at 4:53pm - misc - by lene (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML

#52319
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13725) - you deserved it (77580)

On 02/16/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by jwz (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML

#47954
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30569) - you deserved it (48792)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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