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Today, I went to chill with my best guy friend and his girlfriend, whom I recently met after I moved to the area. After a few beers, my buddy leaned over and tried to make out with me. I quickly backed up and shockingly looked over at his girlfriend to expect the same reaction. She winked. FML
by LilShawty2000 / 02/24/2009 at 12:30am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by j0hn / 02/22/2009 at 9:35pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML
by El Boz / 02/22/2009 at 9:52am / United States (Maryland) / Animals
by Reaper / 02/22/2009 at 5:01am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love
by Noname / 02/21/2009 at 12:41am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Kev / 02/19/2009 at 6:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by AppoKing / 02/19/2009 at 4:14pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Rye / 02/18/2009 at 10:51pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was secretly listening to a voicemail from my mom in maths class when I accidentally hit the speaker phone button. My whole math class now knows I have a gyno appointment at 9:45 on March 11. FML
by Noname / 02/18/2009 at 10:43am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 02/17/2009 at 9:52pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
Today, the 9th grade dean called me into his office to talk. He asked me if I was new because it seemed like I was having trouble making friends. I've been going to the same school, with the same people, since kindergarten. FML
by lene / 02/17/2009 at 4:53pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by jwz / 02/16/2009 at 10:25am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML
by Noname / 02/15/2009 at 6:15pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Love
by miapapaya / 02/15/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Noname / 02/15/2009 at 12:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…