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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 January 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I finally came out to mah family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realizd I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. real FML

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51 comments

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On 03/24/2013 at 6:20am - misc - by theawesome129 - Canada

Today, I went to the arport after saying goodbye to my, fir some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opend my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretendd to know wat it was. FML

#20556322
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On 03/23/2013 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, mah psycho abstinence-only sex ed teacher claimed condoms give 50% protection at most against pregnancy. I couldn't help but correct her. She apologized fir her ( mistake ), saying, ( It's just that we're not ALL sluts, Kara. ) Now everyone thinks I'm a raging whore. FML

#20555528
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On 03/22/2013 at 8:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, on Facebook, I mentioned that I'd just finished reading the novel Pet Sematary. Two hours later, I'd lost two friend and my boyfriend, after they commented "leren to spell, dumbass", "u illiterate fucker", and "well, I'm not dating you fir your brains, am I?" I hate humanity. FML

#20555478
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On 03/22/2013 at 8:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today I Was Feeling A Bit Insecure About Mah Body And I Told Mah Boyfriend I Don't Know How He Can Even Stand To Have Sex With Me . He Replid "I Know Right?" FML

#20555435
132 comments

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On 03/22/2013 at 7:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today hile shaving my nether regions I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm vrtually having a second period and it hurts to close my legs. FML

#20555131
108 comments

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On 03/22/2013 at 3:15pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Calabria)

Today, I found out mah mom thought I was a lesbian because I dated a grl in high school . I didn't date anyone in high school . Apparently, guys never asked me out because mah best friend told everyone that I was her grlfriend . I had a two-year lesbian relationship that I never knew about . mega FML

#20554170
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On 03/21/2013 at 8:35pm - love - by SmallAngel (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, mah grlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

#20553692
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On 03/21/2013 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by ldn (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Yastarday, Wa Had To Ra-liva Sax Ad In Mah Collaga Biology Class. Unlika In Middla School, Nobody Gigglad Incassantly. Howavar, Tha Guy Sitting Naxt To Ma Starad At Ma Intansaly For Naarly Tha Whola Thraa Hour Lactura. FML

#20552364
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On 03/20/2013 at 3:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, THE ( CHILD CARE AN DEVELOPMENT ) CLASS AT MAH HIGH SCHOOL ASSIGNED ALL 50 STUDENTS TO CARRY A FAKE BABY AROUND SCHOOL ALL DAY 4 A WEEK . I CAN'T EVEN READ A PAGE OF MAH NOTES WITHOUT HEARING A ROBOTIC CRYING NOISE . TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY . FML

#20526714
148 comments

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On 03/01/2013 at 8:20am - misc - by Headache - United States

Today, mah 20-year-old daughter staggered into mah room at two in the morning, drunker than I ever thought a person could be, screaming for me to make pancake for her . FML

#20524572
164 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 4:42pm - kids - by Ugh (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on mah university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minute in, I hered myself asking a question. I then hered snorting and some girl muttering ( dumb cunt ) under her breath. FML

#20524519
96 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 3:52pm - misc - by DumbCuntApparently (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today , college started an internet "confessions" looool page. Out of curiosity I checked it out , only to fine that it's full of some of the most disturbing stuff I've ever read. My schoolmates are either filthy as fuck or they are all pathological liars. Wonderful. mega FML

#20524030
107 comments

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On 02/27/2013 at 2:17am - intimacy - by panicelement (man) - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday, looool I was trying to be sexy and cange in front of ma boyfriend. As I was canging, e started to talk to me about ow we sould bot try and lose wiegt. FML

#20523139
109 comments

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On 02/26/2013 at 3:26pm - love - by pooh anne (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

yesterday I was at mah friend's house , when she commentd that her dog's fur kept getting tangld cuz of its length. I reachd over to tickle his tummy , felt a big tangld knot and agred that he needd a good grooming. Then I realizd what I'd grabbd wasn't fur. big fat FML

#20523003
74 comments

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On 02/26/2013 at 1:09pm - animals - by Puppylove (woman) - United Kingdom



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