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About kay2810 : Hello. I'm Kaylynn :) Not too sure why you clicked on my profile, but you know.. what ever floats your boat:)
I'm 16 years old. Still in highschool. I love sports, my favorite ones include basketball. I play it every day most of the time twice a day. I love to sing in the shower and make weird faces in the mirror. If you wanna know more about me don't be afraid to add me on facebook Kaylynn Faith Boyda.. Shouldn't be hard to find considering I'm the only one on facebook with that name:) (Just make sure you message me and explain to me that your from here I usually dont add randoms) or message me. :) .
Happy FMLing! :)
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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
Friday 29 August 2014