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kay188
  • Town/Country : Toronto
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4869
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, I was with my grandma waiting in a line. She only speaks Chinese and there was a black man in front of us talking his phone. My grandma tells me that the black man's really loud and annoying. The man finishes and turns and said fluently in Chinese, "What's wrong with loud black men?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43910) - you deserved it (23113)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by kaichennnxx (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (363029) - you deserved it (401372)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)