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  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 November 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2883
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, my friend showed me a video of me in a nightclub. I was holding two Skittles vodka shots and shouting, "Red and green, merry Kwanzaa!" The shots were yellow and purple. I can't remember that night at all. FML

Today, I went on a bad first date and the guy was more into it than me. I tried to scare him away by only speaking in robot voice, with robot arms. He thought it was adorable, and told me I reminded him of his mother. FML

#20098216
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12273) - you deserved it (23828)

On 10/02/2012 at 10:42am - love - by Queso Dog (woman) - Japan

Today, I took a girl out to dinner. Halfway through, she sighed and asked if it was all an episode of Disaster Date. FML

#20064691
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21605) - you deserved it (2612)

On 09/09/2012 at 1:21pm - love - by zed - Canada (Alberta)

Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML

#20022524
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23004) - you deserved it (7857)

On 08/15/2012 at 12:46pm - love - by lonely. (man) - United States (New York)

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

#20018436
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34715) - you deserved it (4804)

On 08/13/2012 at 8:19am - intimacy - by hmmmm (woman) - Australia

Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML

#20010874
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22348) - you deserved it (2007)

On 08/09/2012 at 2:44am - intimacy - by rxcrs3 - United States

Today, while watching the Olympics, my father found it completely necessary to make a farting sound every single time an athlete jumps or bends over. This will be a very long few weeks. FML

#19995451
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18770) - you deserved it (1942)

On 07/31/2012 at 10:49pm - misc - by joleezad5 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML

#19703392
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34919) - you deserved it (8635)

On 05/30/2012 at 5:46am - intimacy - by Brax (man) - United States

Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML

#19603388
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19733) - you deserved it (1945)

On 05/10/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by Jesse (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

#19572377
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13117) - you deserved it (41230)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

#19394334
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25015) - you deserved it (9217)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

#19394334
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25015) - you deserved it (9217)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan

Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML

#18623921
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24436) - you deserved it (2774)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:15am - health - by themuffinman (man) - Japan

Today, my father decided that since I'm 21 and have never had a girlfriend, he would buy me a book on how to talk to girls. The book is written by a 9-year-old kid. FML

#18154487
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28198) - you deserved it (6175)

On 11/04/2011 at 2:57am - love - by foreverashamed - Canada

Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

#18091969
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13326) - you deserved it (33166)

On 10/27/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by Benjamin - Canada (British Columbia)



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