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kawaiicandi
  • Town/Country : Fayetteville, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 March 1981 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 264
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Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML

#5219515 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (37398) - you deserved it (4402)

On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a foreigner walked into my restaurant to pick up his pizzas. The bill was $25 and he gave me $30 and a 100 dollar bill. I gave him his change from the 30 and I didn't understand so I gave him back the 100 dollars. He said "Well if you dont want it, okay." He was gonna tip me $100. FML

#4999366 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (35683) - you deserved it (9502)

On 09/02/2009 at 2:29pm - money - by Lizzzyygurl (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML

#4957088 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (31639) - you deserved it (7187)

On 08/31/2009 at 5:18pm - misc - by Cherie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at my job as a flight attendant. A passenger on my plane stopped breathing and turned blue. As I cleared his airways and was busy strapping an oxygen mask to his face, the passenger behind him tried to hand me her trash. Apparently I'm a walking trash can, no matter what I'm doing. FML

#4100528 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (50743) - you deserved it (1946)

On 07/28/2009 at 3:29am - work - by skygoddess (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

#3756487 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (43978) - you deserved it (1379)

On 07/14/2009 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at Target with my mom and we finished purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said,"This thing is too big to fit in." First thing my mom yells? "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and starts laughing hysterically in front of the entire store. FML

#3692539 (295)

I agree, your life sucks (38870) - you deserved it (8854)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by embarrassed (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that my father, who is divorced from my mother, has set up a lawsuit against her and that I am required to go to court and testify against her as a witness. I've tried to keep neutral for six years, and I'll go to jail if I don't show up. FML

#3544767 (269)

I agree, your life sucks (55224) - you deserved it (1868)

On 07/07/2009 at 1:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my girlfriend came over to talk. She just got back from a small vacation. She asked me to feed her dogs while she was gone, so I did. I even stayed with them at times so they wouldnt get lonely. My girlfriend had come over to break up with me. She didn't do so earlier because she needed her dogs fed. FML

#3529390 (107)

I agree, your life sucks (46305) - you deserved it (1888)

On 07/06/2009 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband of one week lost his wedding ring while we were preparing for a dinner party. After a thorough search and no luck, I started to cry. He told me to quit being a drama queen because we had guests. He then got drunk with his friends, puked on the patio, and called me a bitch. FML

#3302953 (268)

I agree, your life sucks (56614) - you deserved it (7731)

On 06/28/2009 at 12:05pm - love - by honeymoonisover (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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