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About kauaiian09 : I am a secret FML'er. I am always reading, but rarely ever noticed.

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Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34333) - you deserved it (3499)

On 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by thanks, fuckface (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my wife made up her own theme song for when she pees in the shower. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20035) - you deserved it (2712)

On 09/03/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by weave9z (man) - Canada (Quebec)



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