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  • Town/Country : San Francisco, CA, USA
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 231
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kauaiian09 : I am a secret FML'er. I am always reading, but rarely ever noticed.

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Today, just as I was about to orgasm, my boyfriend whispered, "Cum, my preciousssss" into my ear, in his scarily accurate Gollum voice. I think my clitoris just about withered away in despair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31275) - you deserved it (3170)

On 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by thanks, fuckface (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my wife made up her own theme song for when she pees in the shower. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14546) - you deserved it (1809)

On 09/03/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by weave9z (man) - Canada (Quebec)



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