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katty2229
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 April 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1376
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About katty2229 : I am awesome

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Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

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On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

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63 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML

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On 03/05/2011 at 5:15am - misc - by anon (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

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95 comments

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On 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by moweezy9 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML

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On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

#15024554
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On 02/18/2011 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML

#15002281
252 comments

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On 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Lovenem (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I learned that ham is part of a pig, and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

#14924487
227 comments

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On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

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206 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

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On 02/05/2011 at 12:29am - misc - by Youdontneed2knowmyname - United States (California)

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

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208 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML

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On 02/04/2011 at 3:11am - animals - by unknown -

Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML

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On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

#14820384
190 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

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On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -



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