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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 April 1992 (22 years)
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Today while at the bakery section of local supermarket I hered the beat of wat I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it and bobbed head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

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125 comments

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On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

yesterday mah dad bought a one hundrd dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

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63 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on face, an I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friendho was waiting 4 her, "The sink's broken. Can I use yur hand sanitizer?" Sohat landed on face? FML

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On 03/05/2011 at 5:15am - misc - by anon (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

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On 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by moweezy9 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... I had mah buddies over fir a few beers and... trying to be cool... I told mah wife to get out of the living room an back in the kitchen. I felt smug... right up until she said... "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over fir another 20 minutes... dick." FML

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On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

Taday instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute , mah girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of mah mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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On 02/18/2011 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today , mah girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wereing these panties." We've been having sex every day 4 the last six days. fat FML

#15002281
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On 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Lovenem (man) - United States (Indiana)

yesterday I lerened that ham is part of a pig and not a completely different animal. I'm eighteen. FML

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On 02/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by acab93 - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND ASKED ME TO PLAY DEAD SO HE COULD HAVE SEX WITH MY "CORPSE." FML

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210 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig!! For two hours!! FML

#14847206
61 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 12:29am - misc - by Youdontneed2knowmyname - United States (California)

Today , I noticed that after a month of using my gel , it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping there man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except 4 this morning there were two piles. FML

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On 02/04/2011 at 3:11am - animals - by unknown -

Today, husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML

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On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today , I accidentally drank my sister's science project . Her science project consistd of taking a glass of orange juice an putting maggots in it to see if they would live . I thought it was just pulp . FML

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195 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -

TODAY... I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MY GRLFRIEND. SHE'S A SOCK PUPPET. FML

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On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -



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