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by coolbeans123 / 05/10/2011 at 12:37pm / Singapore / Animals
Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML
by Kyle / 05/10/2011 at 6:48am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by Mel / 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by Nxydolli / 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm / United Kingdom (Durham) / Geek
Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by scarred4life / 04/27/2011 at 10:05am / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
by Chad / 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm / United States / Money
by wtfisthisworldcomingto / 04/25/2011 at 8:11am / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
by Worried / 04/16/2011 at 6:59am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/07/2011 at 11:15am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I learned that if a friend ever suggests you sleep with her boyfriend, it's probably because… Today, I went to a grad school fair. Tuition costs more than I make in a year. I'm thirty. I think… Today, a sweet old man came knocking. He asked about my elderly neighbor who he has been trying to…