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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 April 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1890
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About katty2229 : I am awesome

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katty2229's favorite FMLs

Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML

#94383
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11326) - you deserved it (56067)

On 02/21/2009 at 2:34am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML

#35996
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44979) - you deserved it (6765)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:42am - animals - by abi_vet_student (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

#4860
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11118) - you deserved it (58002)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

#4860
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11118) - you deserved it (58002)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

#4860
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11118) - you deserved it (58002)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29993) - you deserved it (8544)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16529) - you deserved it (67558)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version



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