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About katnissmellark : ..... well hi my name is Jessica is there anything I can help you with? if so just pm me. oh also I'm very weird. sometime I just pm people for no reason. you can be weird like me can and we be internet friends!!!!!! so yeah. just one more teensy eensy thing you need to know w about me.. okay... ready? I love HORROR AND ACTION PACKED MOVIES!! THEY ARE THE BEST MOVIES!! oh I also love writing stories. I should become an author..... any ways my favorite celebrity is Johnny depp. so yeah.... here's this awesome quote (I like the quote a lot.) "I think we're all damaged. no one is perfect. we're somewhat screwy... every single one of us."
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Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML
Friday 22 May 2015