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  • Number of visits : 340
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About katnissmellark : ..... well hi my name is Jessica is there anything I can help you with? if so just pm me. oh also I'm very weird. sometime I just pm people for no reason. you can be weird like me can and we be internet friends!!!!!! so yeah. just one more teensy eensy thing you need to know w about me.. okay... ready? I love HORROR AND ACTION PACKED MOVIES!! THEY ARE THE BEST MOVIES!! oh I also love writing stories. I should become an author..... any ways my favorite celebrity is Johnny depp. so yeah.... here's this awesome quote (I like the quote a lot.) "I think we're all damaged. no one is perfect. we're somewhat screwy... every single one of us."

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Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML


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On 09/14/2011 at 10:27am - health - by Fattymuch (woman) - India (Karnataka)

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML


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On 01/16/2010 at 2:17am - misc - by shockedgirl (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML


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On 12/06/2009 at 3:28pm - kids - by Bill (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML


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On 04/15/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by SwimSquid (woman) - United States (Florida)

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