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  • Number of visits : 1855
  • Number of comments : 418
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About katmandont : I'm an easy going dude, though people think I'm serious. Don't judge me by looks alone.
I like science fiction. I'm a Christian, but no religion owns my mind. I'm a free thinker. I love guitar music, although I haven't picked up a guitar in years

I love Star Trek and Lord of the Rings

My favorite books are
Anything by Octavia Butler
Most of C. J. Cherryh books
David Brinn - Startide Rising
Depak Chopra - The Third Jesus
God help me, I like Harry Potter
I've not read or seen any of the Twilight stuff

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I am everything you want
I am everything you need
I am everything inside of you
That you wish you could be
I say all the right things
At exactly the right time
But I mean nothing to you and I don't know why

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Today... I decidd it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minute he startd going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a wierd sound so I startd laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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On 03/18/2010 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while making out with mah boyfriend, he started playing with mah nipples!! Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at mah nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!"!! He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with mah nipples!! FML

#9086835
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26774) - you deserved it (5152)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent !! That was when I noticed that mah mom was watching me, and I had just smelled mah dad's still-stained underwear that was on top !! FML

#9048258
285 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)

I AGREED TO LET MY BOYFRIEND COVER EVERY INCH OF MY BODY IN WHIPPED CREAM AN LICK IT OFF. WE WERE BOTH ENJOYING IT UNTIL HIS 9 YEAR OLD SISTER WALKED IN AN STARTED CRYING. FML

#8890644
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12368) - you deserved it (21449)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:46am - intimacy - by fml (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, I WAS IN AN ELEVATOR, AN THE HOT GIRLHO LIVES IN MAH BUILDING ANHO I HAVE A CRUSH ON GOT IN. SHE WAS IN AHEELCHAIR WITH A BROKEN LEG, I PANICKED AN TRIED TO FLIRT WITH HER, AN I SAID 'NICE CHAIR.' SHE REPLIED 'NICE BRUISE' AN PUNCHED ME IN THE NUTS. FML

#7766878
211 comments

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On 02/01/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Liam. - Sent from mobile version

I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up an asks fir a smoke. I say "I've got something u can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts fir bieng a douche. FML

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121 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 5:24am - misc - by wishihadpockets (man) - United States (Connecticut)

today I was giving mah boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, ( Oh mah god, this is good shit. ) I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

#7339757
176 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

my car was in tha shop so I borrowd my wifa's VW Baatla convartibla. It's raally ambarrassing bacausa it's a girlia car an it's full of littla stuffd animals. At a stop light a man askd ma if I'd lika to borrow ona of his tasticlas bacausa "avary man should hava at laast ona." fat FML

#2812014
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95169) - you deserved it (20056)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)



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