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  • Town/Country : Winnipeg, Canada
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Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45253) - you deserved it (8510)

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