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katieisacar
  • Town/Country : Cardiff, Wales
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 December 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 891
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
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I agree, your life sucks (40338) - you deserved it (2255)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22261) - you deserved it (6972)

On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64069) - you deserved it (3786)

On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)



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