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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1015
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

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Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML

#12365363
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36899) - you deserved it (5187)

On 08/07/2010 at 2:06am - love - by WastedTime (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

#12301472
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39993) - you deserved it (3398)

On 08/04/2010 at 1:18am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML

#12266634
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40270) - you deserved it (4665)

On 08/02/2010 at 1:55pm - love - by hAHAha Halo (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42125) - you deserved it (2398)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

#919
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27104) - you deserved it (7982)

On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

#80
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71535) - you deserved it (4814)

On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)



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