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Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML
by Gem / 02/11/2011 at 5:59am / Australia (Victoria) / Geek
by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 12:11am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by me / 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Kids
Today, as I spent my last $6 on groceries, the woman at the register gave me a dirty look because I declined to donate $1 to a children's charity. My six year old son immediately chimed in with, "Mommy, why aren't you helping the poor children?" FML
by Anonymous / 12/16/2010 at 12:49am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/01/2010 at 12:11am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
Today, a customer at the store I work at asked me what kind of cake I would suggest for her husband's 50th birthday. I laughed and showed her the Grim Reaper cake. She burst into tears and explained that he has cancer. FML
Today, I managed to not think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to find a quiet place to write and eat. After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table. Then 'All By Myself' came on the radio. FML
by Anonymous / 11/30/2010 at 9:29pm / Italy / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 8:31pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me, when I got off he smiled and told me as the doors were closing "the last twelve times was for fun." FML
by nameless / 11/09/2010 at 2:00pm / United Kingdom / Transportation
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 8:27pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2010 at 10:00am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by Joel / 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm / United States (California) / Work
by shawty / 08/22/2010 at 8:14am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by Jordid / 08/19/2010 at 12:12am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by ew. / 08/17/2010 at 12:28am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
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