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  • Birth Date : Monday 13 December 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1043
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

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Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML

#15188063
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43087) - you deserved it (4877)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

#15184059
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37581) - you deserved it (23408)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML

#15112271
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24698) - you deserved it (7883)

On 02/25/2011 at 7:18am - misc - by Arlbethere (woman) - United Kingdom (Northumberland)

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

#15029276
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27690) - you deserved it (3966)

On 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML

#14962241
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27405) - you deserved it (2353)

On 02/13/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

#14961230
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41834) - you deserved it (8708)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML

#14960635
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11093) - you deserved it (26616)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:06pm - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML

#14960635
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11093) - you deserved it (26616)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:06pm - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

#14955673
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31397) - you deserved it (2416)

On 02/13/2011 at 6:38am - health - by floggingnasty - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

#14955015
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44804) - you deserved it (6039)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML

#14954867
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15365) - you deserved it (58800)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I discovered out of the 20 job applications only one job called me for an interview. They told me to leave after two sentences. FML

#14954069
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24092) - you deserved it (7714)

On 02/13/2011 at 12:31am - work - by jobless - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML

#14932841
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16873) - you deserved it (23440)

On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML

#14932841
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16873) - you deserved it (23440)

On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML

#14932841
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16873) - you deserved it (23440)

On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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