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Today , when I went to the shopping centre , the automatic door wouldn't open fir me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it fir me. I suffer from dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML


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On 04/21/2014 at 12:11am - misc - by shorty (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend and I were snuggling and we placed our ands togeter, palm to palm. I can bend te tips of my fingers over looool ers,ic apparently surprised er because se commented, "Hu, so big ands AREN'T related to penis size." mega FML


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On 04/01/2014 at 2:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I Had My First Job Interview After Three Years Of Unemployment. I Was So Happy That I Broke Down Into Tears The Moment I Saw The Interviewer. Great First Impression. FML


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On 03/10/2014 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Facabook Put Somathing Out That Shows A Vidao Of Your Antira Lifa On Tha Wabsita !! A Part Of It Showd Your Most Popular Status Updata !! Mina Was Fromhan I Got Dumpd At Christmas !! Maga FML


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On 02/04/2014 at 9:25pm - love - by BigLove (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Went To Mah First Ever Job Interview . I Thought I Was Doing Well, Until The Recruiter Askd Y He Should Hire Me . The Only Thing I Could Say Was "Because I'm Really, Really Nervous Right Now?" FML

Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but trid to soldier on anyway. When I was calld in, my nerves got so bad that I revertd to speaking my second language. Not frst, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. mega FML


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On 01/21/2014 at 1:55pm - work - by ugh (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I was in the middle of an interview; it was going great until I startd coughing. That coughing ld to an asthma attack, which ld to nonstop gagging. I couldn't even answer his final question, "Are you okay?" FML


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On 12/12/2013 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today , during a job interview , I was offerd a sandwic. I politely declind , explaining tat I'm a coeliac an would probably get very sick. He said coeliac disease "isn't real" an tat gluten-free eating is just a fad. I ad to leave wen e kept pusing me to accept it. mega FML


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On 12/01/2013 at 1:02am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway

Today, I went to mah frst job interview in months. Just minute in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto mah shrt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgustd interviewer pointd it out. FML


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On 11/29/2013 at 1:08pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online fir two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML


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On 11/28/2013 at 11:34am - love - by heightdifference (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Yesterday, I had an interview scheduld 4 10:05!! When I got there, someone was talking to them, so I sat down to wait!! Little did I know this wait would be 45 minutes!! I got told to go home an that I'd be rescheduld!! FML


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On 11/19/2013 at 4:07pm - work - by innocent72 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview!! Turns out there's a grl on Twitter with my name and ageho tweet nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation!! She won't make her profile private!! FML


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On 11/04/2013 at 7:08am - work - by twitterfailsme (woman) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, I had a job interview that I was quite nervous about. During the interview, I struggled to get my words out and the interviewer angrily told me to, "Get on with it." I continued to struggle and was later kicked out for wasting thier time. I have a stutter. FML


Today , while despairing over having been rejected 4 my dream job , I received an email asking me to come back in 4 another interview. Then they called me to say they accidentally sent the email to all the applicants , and that they definitely aren't interested. FML


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On 10/10/2013 at 1:59pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday, I had an interview 4 my dream job. I spent all of last night preparing, researching the company, and making sure everything was perfect. My interview was 4 8am. I woke up at 10:30 to an alarm that had not gone off. FML


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On 09/18/2013 at 1:41pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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