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katie_lady
  • Town/Country : Jacksonville, Florida, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 May 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2019
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About katie_lady : I enjoy punctuation and being grammatically correct.

Just in time
I'm so glad you have a one track mind like me
You gave my love direction
A game show love connection
We can't deny

I'm so obsessed,
My heart is bound to beat right
Out my untrimmed chest
I believe in you, like a virgin, your Madonna
And I'm always gonna wanna blow your mind

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Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

#5868589 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (32339) - you deserved it (3181)

On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought my cat a nice big bag of expensive anti-hairball catfood, so she'd stop puking hairballs on my things. After eating it, she started running around wildly, howling and projectile vomiting on EVERYTHING. FML

#2655825 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (37365) - you deserved it (4676)

On 06/06/2009 at 9:17am - animals - by Jay (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was riding a longboard down a hill and I fell off. I was all scraped up so I made sure to clean my wounds and put bandages on them. Turns out I'm allergic to the glue on the bandages and I have itchy hives all over and around my open wounds. FML

#2495285 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (37375) - you deserved it (3527)

On 06/01/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by Boarder - United States (New Jersey)



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