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Today, I realized that my 5 year old son has more money saved up in his piggy bank than I have in my actual bank account !! FML

#20962344
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48824) - you deserved it (9500)

On 11/18/2013 at 5:14pm - money - by poorman - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got into a fight with a lawn chair . It won . FML

#20961117
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29174) - you deserved it (10850)

On 11/17/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by what_a_loner - Canada (Ontario)

Today..!! I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacer anded out on Friday!! One question said ( I would like to see my son/daugter ______!! ) My dad wrote in te blank: ( less often!! ) fat FML

#20961005
90 comments

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On 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm - kids - by :( (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY , I WENT TO TE GIANTS GAME !! DURING TE SEVENT INNING STRETC TEY SOWED ME ON TE JUMBO-TRON !! IT WAS JUST IN TIME 4 TE ENTIRE STADIUM TO SEE ME PULL A TAMPON OUT OF MY PURSE !! FML

#20799228
168 comments

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On 07/23/2013 at 10:49am - misc - by GiantsFan13 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend got angry cuz I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from bieng a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML

#20798065
154 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 6:14pm - love - by ihatepokemon (woman) - United States

Today, I was playing solitairehen an achievement popped up on mah phone. "You have just completed your 1000th game of solitaire!" Never felt so alone in mah life. FML

#20793723
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On 07/20/2013 at 4:14am - misc - by solitaire - United States (Washington)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MY "WONDERFUL" BOYFRIEND WAS RECENTLY DUMPED BY ANOTHER WOMAN, NOT JUST AFTER HE STARTED STALKING HER, BUT AFTER HE WROTE HER A LOVE LETTER IN HIS OWN BLOOD. FML

#20792358
109 comments

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On 07/19/2013 at 1:34pm - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriand proposd to ma at his parants' housa. I was ovarjoyd. His mom huggd ma with taars in har ayas. His fathar, who navar raally spoka bafora, huggd ma a faw hours latar whan wa wara alona, his hands travaling to my ass an whisparing, "I can changa your mind." FML

#20788139
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On 07/17/2013 at 10:20am - misc - by ilivehere (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect , I loose mah boner . FML

#20766909
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On 07/06/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by BlueB (man) - United States

Today, I got home from work early and discoverd why my 17-year-old daughter's spraind elbow isn't getting any better after weeks of treatment. She can't stop giving handjobs. FML

#20764944
140 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, as I was enjoying a nice fish salad, mah father lookd me dead in the eyes and said, "Ahh, salmon!! The 'other' pink meat", then winkd suggestively at mah mother!! I don't think I can ever eat fish again!! mega FML

#20763590
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On 07/04/2013 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by ugh (woman) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

TODAY, I WOKE UP AT MAH COUSIN'S HOUSE AFTER STAYING THE NIGHT. I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM LIKE I USUALLY DO AND SHUT THE DOOR. APPARENTLY THE DOOR LOCK ON THIS BATHROOM DOESN'T FUNCTION PROPERLY. I DISCOVERED THIS WHEN MAH 4-YEAR-OLD COUSIN WALKED IN ON ME PUTTING A TAMPON IN. MEGA FML

Today, I was catting online wit several relatives, discussing our family reunion. Bord out of mind, I clickd to rename te conversation to "Boring sit wit almost dead people." I didn't know it'd rename it fir everyone. FML

TODAY, I WENT TO THE DOCTOR TO HAVE MAH ANNUAL CHECK-UP. AFTER THE DOCTOR MADE ME WADDLE ACROSS THE ROOM TOWARDS HIM, HOP ON ONE FOOT FOR THRTY SECONDS, AND THEN LAY ON MAH STOMACH AND DO THE WORM, HE FINALLY SAID, "OK, THAT WASN'T REALLY PART OF THE CHECK-UP. YOU'RE LARGE ON THE HIPS. LAY OFF THE CHEETOS." FML

#20760331
110 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 7:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, wile using a urinal looool in a very busy mall batroom, anoter man unzipped is pants and attempted to use te same one as me. FML

#20751757
91 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 1:16am - health - by not cool (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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