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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 September 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 645
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About katecookieface : I'm Kate.
I'm awesome.

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Today, I woke up late to an urgent voicemail from mah dad telling me he left me a present in mah car. Excited, I went to investigate. I then saw that his "surprise" was fresh fish he had caught. I hate fish, an now mah car stinks. mega FML

#12999692
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21750) - you deserved it (3117)

On 09/11/2010 at 2:19am - misc - by ~JESSICA~ - United States

Today I found outhy I had been waking up feeling like crap for the past week. I found tufts of cat fur in pillow case and I am allergic to cats. My little brother thought I would get so sick and he could have XBox. FML

#12999181
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28483) - you deserved it (2235)

On 09/11/2010 at 1:31am - health - by fuzzy1895 (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was moving. While packing, I found an old photo that had been laying face down in the bottom of a drawer for some time, an some of the ink transfered to the drawer lining. There is now an image of ex-girlfriend's face permanently burned into the bottom of nightstand drawer. FML

#12998740
135 comments

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On 09/11/2010 at 12:53am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walkd in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa looool hat on. FML

#12989872
180 comments

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On 09/10/2010 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by meikd423 - Sent from mobile version

Today, After A Few Months Of Mah Neighbors Friend Parking Outside His House An Honking Until He Cummed Outside, I Happened To Be Out Doing Lawn Work. I Politely Screamed ( STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN! ) To Which They Responded By Moving In Front Of MY House An Holding Down Their Horn. I Hate People. FML

#12930514
254 comments

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On 09/06/2010 at 6:45am - misc - by Myself - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter!! I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do u have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing!! FML

#12677495
267 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

TODAY, MY 23-YEAR OLD BOYFRIEND IS TALKING TO ME CUZ I BOUGHT THE REGULAR KIND OF MACARONI AND CHEESE INSTEAD OF THE CARTOON KIND. FML

#11923673
283 comments

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On 07/16/2010 at 3:45pm - misc - by liz - United States (California)

Today, I got looool bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I was making out with mah boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made mah eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

#10832830
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36117) - you deserved it (7793)

On 05/29/2010 at 12:14am - health - by fmlpanda (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed an said, ( You look really surprised in that eye. ) FML

#10693899
194 comments

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On 05/22/2010 at 4:32pm - animals - by lashless (woman) - United States (Colorado)

yesterday I was on Facebook chat with my boss , talking about holiday hours. I had to go to my doctor's appointment , so I said , ( G2G , love you ) accidentally. Not only did he say it back , but he also requestd a relationship with me on Facebook. FML

#6883873
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30775) - you deserved it (11857)

On 12/22/2009 at 1:05pm - work - by ohshat (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, My Husband And I Were In Bd, And Just As I Was About To Finish He Screamd, "Oh Shit! It's 4:15, My Strawberries Are Gonna Whither!!!!" And Then Jumpd Off Me And Went To Check On His Farm On FarmVille. An Imaginary Farm, On Facebook. FML

#4679232
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86193) - you deserved it (7480)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by demk (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a yard sale an found a cute plush duck!! I sent a pic of it to mah friend with the message "Jackpot!" I guess she didn't see the pic because she calld me up all excitd, thinking mah boyfriend of 6 years finally proposd to me!! "No, I said, I just found a big duck fir $1." FML

#3205255
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38708) - you deserved it (6538)

On 06/25/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by smallmediumatlrg (woman) - United States (Florida)



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