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Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49369) - you deserved it (16165)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73991) - you deserved it (16062)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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