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katamine
  • Town/Country : London, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 March 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 826
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17854) - you deserved it (41590)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (91548) - you deserved it (27412)

On 07/26/2009 at 1:57am - love - by treegirl (woman) - United States



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