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  • Town/Country : London, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 March 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 33
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Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48955) - you deserved it (8615)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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